The Dungeons and Dragons Guide to Using Subliminals on Your Wife

Going to post this as a page on SubliminalWifeTraining.com, and probably FetLife (to see what the reaction is) tonight, but wanted to run it by you guys first.


A lot of folks ask how best to use these files with their wives. What do you tell them? How do you get them to buy into it? What is my method? Regardless of the answer you get, there's going to be some incredulity from who's asking -- and that's because we're all different morally. In Dungeons and Dragons (and other role-playing games) this difference is called your "alignment." Are you a good, evil, or neutral person. Do you tend to be ordered, chaotic, or balanced in your decisions? The combination of those factors determines to a large part how you interact with others in the game.

Here at SubliminalWifeTraining.com we encourage all our customers to use highly ethical methods of training with their wives: look, you're not cheating on her. You're not asking her to get thousands of dollars of physical work done. You just want her to start thinking about sex in a way that's more in line with how you do. That's marriage counseling right there. But... as I said, not everyone thinks or acts in the same manner, so with that in mind, based on your alignment, here's how to use our files.

LAWFUL GOOD
The lawful good husband sits his wife down, tells her he thinks they need to work on their sexual relationship, and suggests that his wife go down on him more often -- at least once! She is uncertain... Sucking cock is gross, she says. "Well, there's a site that can help you overcome this," he says. He points her to SubliminalWifeTraining.com, and they purchase the Intro to Oral Sex file. She listens to it, and slowly she comes to realize just how good her husband's cock feels in her mouth. Success!

NEUTRAL GOOD
The neutral good husband wants the same thing, but he's not as authoritarian. He's going to let her make up her own mind. After they have their talk about their sexual relationship, he tells his wife about SubliminalWifeTraining.com, and asks her to check it out. She does, and because she loves him, she buys Intro to Anal Sex, and commits to at least trying it out, for his sake. Three weeks later, she has her little pink rosebud violated for the first time. Happiness!

CHAOTIC GOOD
The chaotic good husband is an imp. He only wants the best for his family, but also likes the thrill of surprise. He tells his wife he bought a subliminal that helps them with their exercise goals. His wife is totally on board with that, not realizing he bought Advanced Oral Sex with Love of Exercise from SubliminalWifeTraining.com. It doesn't even strike her odd when she starts going down on him almost daily, because she's so happy with how their workout regime is going. Victory!

LAWFUL NEUTRAL
The lawful neutral husband wants the best for his family, wants to have great sex, but also wants to follow the rules of the relationship as it stands. This man is probably a cuckold, and happy there. Sorry lawful neutral dude.  Not sure we can help you if you're not willing to help yourself.

TRUE NEUTRAL
The true neutral husband is content with where he is, content with how his relationship is, and not willing to do anything too crazy to change that. He sees SubliminalWifeTraining.com online and is intrigued. He buys Intro to Masturbation for his wife and starts playing it, without mentioning it to her. If she asks, he'll tell her. He doesn't care. He likes watching, and when she starts playing with herself, he'll know he did the right thing. Winning!

CHAOTIC NEUTRAL
The chaotic neutral husband isn't really good or evil. He just knows he wants more sex. He'll tell her what she's listening to if she presses, but for now he's just going to start playing a file that sounds good to her. His wife will appreciate that she's losing weight, and never notice that she's starting to become hornier and hornier, and how much better having sex with him has been lately.

LAWFUL EVIL
The lawful evil husband is the true dom. "You are going to learn to love anal sex," he says, as he places the headphones over her ears. "You're going to listen to this while I pound your ass. Over and over again, until you beg me to cum." He knows what he wants, and will mold his wife in the way that she has already consented to be molded. The file he got at SubliminalWifeTraining.com just makes it that much easier. When all is said and done, she's going to believe she has always loved the feel of his cock up her ass.

NEUTRAL EVIL
The neutral evil husband plays it safe. He buys silent subliminals and plays them without his wife ever suspecting. He goads his wife about the behaviors she's thinking about. He presses her into sexual positions that she never thought she'd do, but is suddenly fantasizing about doing all the time. She has no idea how he has this power of her, but she loves him all the more for it. 

CHAOTIC EVIL
The chaotic evil husband sets up a bookclub for his wife and her friends, and invites them over every week to discuss the books. He makes sure the books are all highly rated and highly erotic. He makes sure every time the women come over, the Intro to Menage a Trois and Intro to Swinging is playing in the background...



Which husband are you? Go on over to SubliminalWifeTraining.com, find a file and let's see how we can start turning your wife into the woman of your dreams today!

Program: Introduction to Anal: Day one

Thank you all SO much for the support and emails you sent yesterday when the store went live. I can't tell you how much I appreciate men like me who want to see their marriages improved and their sex lives transformed through the power of subliminal programming. Together, we will mold the wives we've always wanted out of the women we've always loved.

As mentioned yesterday, I started her on the Intro to Anal program last night. I gave up on the Porn Addiction file: clearly the affirmations weren't having quite the desired effect I'd hoped for, so shelving that one for a while.

Intro to Anal starts easy: it introduces the woman's mind to the concept that anal sex can be enjoyable. It associates her sexual pleasure and arousal with anal sex, and it encourages her to think about it as normal, healthy, and a regular part of a happy sex life. She becomes conditioned to want to at least try it, and it opens her mind to possibility of great pleasure as a result of it. My expectation is that, like oral, about a three-week period is required to see full benefits of the program.

This morning, she spooned me as we woke up, and ground her ass into my cock, stirring it. Nothing more than that... the day had too many objectives and none of them were "sex in the morning," sadly. :(

We tried anal once when we were first married, and she balked after that, not willing to learn how to relax her sphincter for the pleasure. I think after we give her the three three-week training sessions, she'll be begging to have as many anal orgasms as I can give her. We'll see.... :D


News on the store site: The second Intro to Oral Sex file went live today. This is identical to yesterday's, except the affirmations are for a love of exercise, instead of weight loss. If your wife is looking to increase her time at the gym, get motivated to work out, or just needs help sticking to program, then this might be the right one for you. As with all the Intro to Oral Sex files being released this week, it comes with a 100% money back bonus: Buy it and run it for three weeks. If it sucks and doesn't work, I'll send you 100% refund. If it DOES work, then leave a review and I'll give you a 100%-off coupon for your next order.

I make money, your wife becomes fit and trim, you and your cock are happy with her mouth wrapped around it. Everybody wins!

http://subliminalwifetraining.com/product/intro-to-anal-sex-with-love-of-exercise/

Intro to Oral Sex: Reviewers Wanted!

All right, my fellow trainers, this is the big moment.

I am making available my Intro to Oral Sex file to everybody, and would love to have your reviews for it. I am also introducing the official Subliminal Wife Trainer website, where these files will be hosted/sold. What I'm looking for are men who want to test these files out and then review them on the shopping site for me -- good, bad, or ugly. I've been honest this whole time with you, I want nothing more than your honesty with me.

Here's what I'm offering you:

Anyone who buys Intro to Oral Sex and leaves a review will get a coupon good for one free additional subliminal (obviously worth more as I add new files!). If the file does not work *at all* for you, then please let me know and I will refund the purchase price in its entirety instead. All I ask for in that case is that you do your due diligence on your part: play the file at least 4-5 hours a day with your wife for three weeks. If she does not show any heightened sexuality, make any advances toward initiating oral sex, or more appreciation for your body and sex with you, then I am not going to charge you for that, obviously!

If you would like to review Intro to Oral sex with a different bonus affirmation, let me know, and I'll add those to the site. Also, if you'd rather have a different background sound, tell me that as well.

Release schedule (so far):

Today: Intro to Oral Sex with Weight Loss (Ocean background)
Tomorrow: Intro to Oral Sex with Love of Exercise (Ocean background)
Wednesday: Intro to Oral Sex with Boundless Energy (Ocean background)
Thursday: Intro to Oral Sex with Great Wealth (Ocean background)
Next Week: Advanced Oral Sex
Two Weeks from Now: Oral Sex Mastery

 Update on existing tests:

I have seen no additional progress from the wife regarding porn yet. I don't think this program is quite there yet. Not like the oral sex set. I had a fantastic blow job this morning... the little mewling sounds she makes as she kisses and licks the back of my shaft up from the balls gives an incredible head-rush -- because I know I was the one who made her love doing this so much.

So, for that reason, I'm going to start her on the anal sex program tonight. We've only ever done anal once and that was about five years ago. If I can get her to start loving it now, well, that's even more proof of how well this system works!

That's all for now. Please go check out the new site, and place an order for the new file. You'll be glad you did! Also, send any questions, inquiries, comments or complaints to thesubliminalwifetrainer@gmail.com. I answer every piece of mail I get, just not always on the same day.

Your action items: 

Go buy Intro to Oral Sex. Be sure to set up an account during checkout if you want to leave a review. Play it at your bedside loud enough for your wife to hear it (but not obnoxiously loud). Tell her it's a weight loss file you got from someone at work. Let it run for three weeks -- or until she surprises you with something new! Leave a review -- good, bad, indifferent. I think it's going to be very, very good. I'll send a coupon for 100% off your next product, or a refund for that one.

I make a little money. Your wife loses a little weight. You and your cock are very, very happy.

Everyone wins.

http://subliminalwifetraining.com/product/intro-to-oral-sex-with-weight-loss/


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