The Dungeons and Dragons Guide to Using Subliminals on Your Wife

Going to post this as a page on SubliminalWifeTraining.com, and probably FetLife (to see what the reaction is) tonight, but wanted to run it by you guys first.


A lot of folks ask how best to use these files with their wives. What do you tell them? How do you get them to buy into it? What is my method? Regardless of the answer you get, there's going to be some incredulity from who's asking -- and that's because we're all different morally. In Dungeons and Dragons (and other role-playing games) this difference is called your "alignment." Are you a good, evil, or neutral person. Do you tend to be ordered, chaotic, or balanced in your decisions? The combination of those factors determines to a large part how you interact with others in the game.

Here at SubliminalWifeTraining.com we encourage all our customers to use highly ethical methods of training with their wives: look, you're not cheating on her. You're not asking her to get thousands of dollars of physical work done. You just want her to start thinking about sex in a way that's more in line with how you do. That's marriage counseling right there. But... as I said, not everyone thinks or acts in the same manner, so with that in mind, based on your alignment, here's how to use our files.

LAWFUL GOOD
The lawful good husband sits his wife down, tells her he thinks they need to work on their sexual relationship, and suggests that his wife go down on him more often -- at least once! She is uncertain... Sucking cock is gross, she says. "Well, there's a site that can help you overcome this," he says. He points her to SubliminalWifeTraining.com, and they purchase the Intro to Oral Sex file. She listens to it, and slowly she comes to realize just how good her husband's cock feels in her mouth. Success!

NEUTRAL GOOD
The neutral good husband wants the same thing, but he's not as authoritarian. He's going to let her make up her own mind. After they have their talk about their sexual relationship, he tells his wife about SubliminalWifeTraining.com, and asks her to check it out. She does, and because she loves him, she buys Intro to Anal Sex, and commits to at least trying it out, for his sake. Three weeks later, she has her little pink rosebud violated for the first time. Happiness!

CHAOTIC GOOD
The chaotic good husband is an imp. He only wants the best for his family, but also likes the thrill of surprise. He tells his wife he bought a subliminal that helps them with their exercise goals. His wife is totally on board with that, not realizing he bought Advanced Oral Sex with Love of Exercise from SubliminalWifeTraining.com. It doesn't even strike her odd when she starts going down on him almost daily, because she's so happy with how their workout regime is going. Victory!

LAWFUL NEUTRAL
The lawful neutral husband wants the best for his family, wants to have great sex, but also wants to follow the rules of the relationship as it stands. This man is probably a cuckold, and happy there. Sorry lawful neutral dude.  Not sure we can help you if you're not willing to help yourself.

TRUE NEUTRAL
The true neutral husband is content with where he is, content with how his relationship is, and not willing to do anything too crazy to change that. He sees SubliminalWifeTraining.com online and is intrigued. He buys Intro to Masturbation for his wife and starts playing it, without mentioning it to her. If she asks, he'll tell her. He doesn't care. He likes watching, and when she starts playing with herself, he'll know he did the right thing. Winning!

CHAOTIC NEUTRAL
The chaotic neutral husband isn't really good or evil. He just knows he wants more sex. He'll tell her what she's listening to if she presses, but for now he's just going to start playing a file that sounds good to her. His wife will appreciate that she's losing weight, and never notice that she's starting to become hornier and hornier, and how much better having sex with him has been lately.

LAWFUL EVIL
The lawful evil husband is the true dom. "You are going to learn to love anal sex," he says, as he places the headphones over her ears. "You're going to listen to this while I pound your ass. Over and over again, until you beg me to cum." He knows what he wants, and will mold his wife in the way that she has already consented to be molded. The file he got at SubliminalWifeTraining.com just makes it that much easier. When all is said and done, she's going to believe she has always loved the feel of his cock up her ass.

NEUTRAL EVIL
The neutral evil husband plays it safe. He buys silent subliminals and plays them without his wife ever suspecting. He goads his wife about the behaviors she's thinking about. He presses her into sexual positions that she never thought she'd do, but is suddenly fantasizing about doing all the time. She has no idea how he has this power of her, but she loves him all the more for it. 

CHAOTIC EVIL
The chaotic evil husband sets up a bookclub for his wife and her friends, and invites them over every week to discuss the books. He makes sure the books are all highly rated and highly erotic. He makes sure every time the women come over, the Intro to Menage a Trois and Intro to Swinging is playing in the background...



Which husband are you? Go on over to SubliminalWifeTraining.com, find a file and let's see how we can start turning your wife into the woman of your dreams today!