"OMG," she said to me today. "I've got to get the FitBit Charge!"
"What the hell is a FitBit Charge? And does it have anything to do with the FitBit I bought you for Christmas that you never use?"
"It's better than that stupid FitBit. It's the FitBit but on a wristband so it looks like an Apple Watch! It's bigger, so you don't lose it and it's easier to charge," she said with great excitement. "And you know I've wanted to get to the gym more. This will make it a lot easier for me to track my workouts."
"Woman," I said, and I was smiling ear-to-ear on the inside, "What workouts?"
She was excited now. She thought she knew something I didn't. "You know my girlfriend Melissa, right? We're going to start going to the gym together. She's been going for a while, and I've just been feeling more and more like I need to be going too."
Bingo.
Clearly the Love of Exercise bonus subliminals attached to her Intro to Masturbation file are working. It's a great day when you see that part of her subliminal training has taken ahold of her mind and made a positive change. Of course, I didn't expect the $150 price tag that was associated with this one!!!
Hmmm... I better save some money for when I drop the Intro to Sex Toys file on her later this week!
(In case none of you know what a FitBit Charge is, it just tracks exercise levels and shit. Women dig that sort of thing. You can see them on Amazon: http://amzn.to/1fKlMnW.)
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